Macca broke down at the services He wept and cried and howled 'Oh God, what am I to do?' he screeched But The Almighty only scowled 'You've riches galore and fame and wealth And Henri's adulation. So your car is broke and your voice is shot Just beat it and head for the station'
Macca set off with heavy heart He didn't know what to do When a car drew up and a voice cried out 'Macca, is it really you? I'm Henri, you must have heard of me Along with my pal Bryan B Every night without fail I ask for your songs While the nation eats its tea
So Macca went home to Henri's house A veggie meal prepared They chatted and ate, Henri's cup overflowed Then finally he dared 'Will you sing for me, Macca, you'd make my day The piano's there you'll see' Oh sorry, said Macca hastily, it's time I was off Just call a taxi for me
Nope. Him, Linda and the weans were heading up to Southend, Mull of Kintyre when the Merc W123 Estate went kaputt on the A82 aka the Boulevard at Drumry Road roundabout Clydebank. They were sitting there so long the "Post" managed to get a reporter & photographer out to the scene! People were making up flasks of tea etc. Poor Macca.
"Taxi be damned," our Henri swore, "I've locked the front door fast." "Get your arse behind that piano. Your back catalogue's unsurpassed." "Before you leave this house tonight Until I've had enough. You'll play the whole White Album (though Miller thinks it's duff."
Enough material surely for "The Bryan Burnett Fan Club Poetry Anthology". A companion volume "The Thoughts of Norman Maclean" will be available when the team of translators has completed its work.
previously...
ReplyDeleteMacca broke down at the services
He wept and cried and howled
'Oh God, what am I to do?' he screeched
But The Almighty only scowled
'You've riches galore and fame and wealth
And Henri's adulation.
So your car is broke and your voice is shot
Just beat it and head for the station'
Macca set off with heavy heart
He didn't know what to do
When a car drew up and a voice cried out
'Macca, is it really you?
I'm Henri, you must have heard of me
Along with my pal Bryan B
Every night without fail I ask for your songs
While the nation eats its tea
So Macca went home to Henri's house
A veggie meal prepared
They chatted and ate, Henri's cup overflowed
Then finally he dared
'Will you sing for me, Macca, you'd make my day
The piano's there you'll see'
Oh sorry, said Macca hastily, it's time I was off
Just call a taxi for me
Very good Gaie,
DeleteBilly
Christ! How many times? There's no services where Piggy features motor broke down.
Deleteartistic license, old boy, doncher know
DeleteStand corrected ... doncha know ;-)
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ReplyDeleteSOUNDALIKE SONGS...
Everything ever recorded by T.Rex (with the sole exception of
RIDE a WHITE SWAN).
Bill Oddie is seeking a ban on that one.
DeleteThis McCartney incident. Is it the one where he filled up with diesel instead of petrol (or vice versa) in Dumbarton?
ReplyDeleteNope. Him, Linda and the weans were heading up to Southend, Mull of Kintyre when the Merc W123 Estate went kaputt on the A82 aka the Boulevard at Drumry Road roundabout Clydebank. They were sitting there so long the "Post" managed to get a reporter & photographer out to the scene! People were making up flasks of tea etc. Poor Macca.
Delete"Taxi be damned," our Henri swore,
ReplyDelete"I've locked the front door fast."
"Get your arse behind that piano.
Your back catalogue's unsurpassed."
"Before you leave this house tonight
Until I've had enough.
You'll play the whole White Album
(though Miller thinks it's duff."
This threed sounds like the previous one.
ReplyDeleteJust as well the laureate, DC, is too busy for us these days).
Previously on the Blog...
Benny, I couldnt find any MadMac attack on FB.
Okay, call it a backhanded compliment.
DeleteI've sent our BBs and Eagles into the pot.
ReplyDeleteOver on FB they think The Rutles sound like the Beatles....
That's what the judge thought
DeleteEnough material surely for "The Bryan Burnett Fan Club Poetry Anthology". A companion volume "The Thoughts of Norman Maclean" will be available when the team of translators has completed its work.
ReplyDeleteA lot of proof reading required ☺
DeleteAndy Coulson and Rebeccah Brooks are gonna do it, they will have space in their diaries soon.
DeleteI notice that the syntax and grammar on your blog http://norriemaclean.blogspot.co.uk/ are impeccable.
DeleteAdam! Attention:
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Amazing value. Please tell all your friends!
DeleteI've ordered it!
DeleteBTW, I didn't see this on your other Blog. I expect you're preparing a review for it as we speak.
Review to follow. Not recieved it yet.
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