Wednesday, 26 June 2013

All the single ladies.....

yes! post your songs of not being able to get/hold on to* a woman/man*

* delet as appropraite (optional in latter category)
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25 comments:

  1. Scotch Git26 June 2013 at 22:33

     
    Whatever, we can still mourn the

    Death of a Single Man


    What women say - "We have to compromise."

    What women mean - "You have to compromise."

    This being so, I resolve to stay

    Safe, Sane and Single

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  2. Anonymous26 June 2013 at 22:53

    What a great theme...to compensate for not having a partner to shower with compliments/insults in song last week, now they want me to tell the listenership about how wonderful it is to be single. HURRAH! Oh look! Just switched TV channel and I can watch a programme called 'Why Am I Still Single?' Hope The Daughter hid all the sharp objects before she went off on her hols...sigh! Jx p.s. never fear folks...I'll think of something for them not to play...and at least I'm not all bitter and twisted like the birthday boy (much).

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    1. Scotch Git26 June 2013 at 23:23

       
      Bitter? Twisted?? Moi???


      Like everyone else, my opinions are formed by my previous experience.


      So yeah, bitter and twisted sounds about right!

                  >8-D


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    2. Glen Miller26 June 2013 at 23:55

      Why Am I Still Single?

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    3. MacK27 June 2013 at 07:29

      Silver divorce, lonely pensioners who gives a hoot. Gie yersel a shake an' join a bowling club!

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    4. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 08:48

      Your life expectancy in a bowling club is six months. Their flags are permanently at half mast.

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    5. Scotch Git27 June 2013 at 11:04

       
      "Gie yersel a shake..."



      No comment.




      "Their flags are permanently at half mast."


      At my cousin's husband's funeral, (in Kirkcaldy; the Duchess couldn't make it), a Methilhill Bowling Club flag was draped over his coffin.

      A young lady from Fife, when told I had cousins resident in the Kingdom, exclaimed "Methilhill? That's the Fifiest place in Fife!"

      I bow to her superior knowledge.


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    6. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 11:24

      Nominations, please for the Clackmannanshiriest place in Clackmannanshire

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    7. MacK27 June 2013 at 12:46

      Alloa.. Sauchie

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    8. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 12:59

      Alloa and Sauchie declared joint winners.


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    9. MacK27 June 2013 at 14:23

      What's Billy's take on this, Dollar maybe?

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    10. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 16:53

      That's right ignore Tullibody as usual

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    11. Adam from Rio27 June 2013 at 19:12

      Is Thursday night still the traditional singles of a certain age night out in Edinburgh?

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    12. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 20:46

      Grab a Granny night?

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    13. Adam from Rio27 June 2013 at 23:30

      I was trying to avoid that expression...

      Did the Git on tonight then?

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    14. Adam from Rio28 June 2013 at 00:57

      You know what I mean.

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    15. Anonymous28 June 2013 at 05:33

      i once knew someone from tillicoutry,not that i'm boasting mind. i would rather have gone out for a pint with the recorder of hansard.

      coeplwire.m/jose-mourinho-enters-big-brother-house/

      cheers frae the dale

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  3. Anonymous27 June 2013 at 14:12

    two places i have never been to.....am i missing out?

    http://eplwire.com/joey-bartons-influence-in-the-white-house/


    cheers frae the dale

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  4. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 14:35

    I think he meant Josiah Bartlet

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    1. MacK27 June 2013 at 22:19

      You sure its not Herr Bartlett http://youtu.be/GGkB_3QRW2A

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    2. Glen Miller27 June 2013 at 23:21

      For you zi vorr is over

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  5. Billy in Alloa28 June 2013 at 08:21

    Surely the question should have been:
    What's the most Clackmannanshirest place in Clackmannanshire?

    The answer is clearly Clackmannan!

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