Happy new thread Norrie!
We've had a bit of a problem with Glen on the other side.Thought you could maybe put a word in for him
Oh what has happened? Not seen him post recently..
If you'd been reading your Blog you'd know.He's been barred. Ex-communicated. Struck off. He is an ex-poster. In FB's eyes, he has ceased to be.Even Henri didnt get that during his Mr Moan spell.
Hanri followed up every moan with a sook, that's why he never got barred.
As Nietzsche almost said: "When you gaze into the Dark Side, the Dark Side gazes also into you."
Ach, its no the same without Glen on FB.I'm still dining out on the Anne Franks quip.
Didn't catch that one. Do tell!
She never fared well as an actress. Playing Anne Franks, the audience were moved to cry "She's in the attic" when the Gestapo arrived to search the house.Something like that.
Yeah, that's a guid yin!
there are two other fascinating museums in amsterdam,dr. max euwe where you can have a nice game of chess with coffee, free, and recently they unearthed a huge magnificently crafted chess board made by a german..the white pieces depicted the glorious german army the black pieces their weak submissive opponents and round the edge of the chess board were the names of the nations conquered by the nazis, in chronological order. last on the list was england - that went well. across the city is the versetzmuseum..the museum of the dutch resistance...in a glass case is a hand made chess set made of little screwed up bits of paper - made by a dutch resistance in hiding, just like ann frank - the fascinating aspect of this chess set, apart from the skill of making the pieces from paper, was this time the white pieces were the dutch resistance all soft caps and rifles and the black pieces the german invaders - just so poignant.happy new year everyone - as for the programme - sadly there seems to be an oversized quota of YESSER material being played - clearly the listening gestapo wield some influence.cheers frae the dale
could we have a bit of a rundown on what YESSER material is, please?
YESSER I Can Boogie?
You may call this living.
..nutini...ross....capercaillie....reader....twins....churches....frightened rabbit.....bragg.....ferdinand....the output is monitored believe it or not....did i say kane?....cheers frae the dale
Aye, we're behaving, not much opportunity of doing anything else, sadly.
These themes actually have some potential!Who'd've thuink it?Welcome back, Blogmeister!!!
Alas, the potential was not realised.Still, there's always next week!
Oi! You lot get yer arses oan tae Farcebook. You non-subscribers are guilty of abandoning auld Glen tae his fate & the dark side is there for the taking by the bloggers IF there's sufficient numbers.
I need to explore the medium a bit more.
I feel no such need. Why get involved with a Dark Side bereft of humour?
Aye, but its like Mac is the wee Mexican villager come tae ask us for help against the bullies ower there who have already got rid of his best gun.
So, you wish to embrace the Dark Side, Gringo?First ye must shave yer heid...Izzat Kung Fu?
That's right pick on the Mexican.. Donald will be proud.
Nah, Scotch. He's just had a couple o pints.(one for our younger bloggers there....)
Why thank you
It's kinda like Big Eck giving up on the Donald!
Whats happening tonight then?
The Get It On Burns Supper
Lots of puddings so no change from normal...
Free Glen that is.
Mac, I see you have a couple of new admirers. Get them signed up for the cause.
Tonight's prediction:Do You Remember Rock 'n' Roll Radio? - RamonesGlamorous Indie Rock & Roll - The KillersGod Gave Rock And Roll To You - KissI Knew The Bride (When She Used To Rock’n’Roll) – Dave EdmundsI Love Rock And Roll - Joan JettI'm Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band) - The Moody BluesIt's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll) - AC/DCIt's Only Rock 'N' Roll - The Rolling StonesIt's Still Rock And Roll To Me - Billy JoelMr. Rock and Roll - Amy MacDonaldOld Rock n Roll - Young FathersOld Time Rock And Roll - Bob SegerRock 'n' Roll Queen - The SubwaysRock 'n' Roll Star - OasisRock 'n' Roll Suicide - David BowieRock And Roll - Led ZeppelinRock And Roll - The Velvet UndergroundRock And Roll Band - BostonRock And Roll Dreams Come Through - Meat LoafRock And Roll Heaven - The Righteous BrothersRock and Roll Is Dead - Lenny KravitzRock And Roll Music - Chuck BerryRock And Roll Queen - Mott the HoopleRock N' Roll Is Free - Ben HarperSex and Drugs and Rock And Roll - Ian DurySo You Want To Be A Rock 'N' Roll Star - The ByrdsThe King of Rock 'n' Roll – Prefab SproutYour Sister Can't Twist (But She Can Rock 'n Roll) - Elton John
What was the score Billy?
"Got 10 thanks Adam"pp
Well, I'd give you 11.Half for AC/DC and half for God Gave Rock n Roll to You.The only thing else you should have called was the shoo-in that is Starship. And Bryan isnt going to play Oasis if he can help it so that was a long shot.
I'll settle for 11 Adam. Sorry was looking for additional comments further down the page...
Not sure you've included the requisite number of YESSERS there, Billy.
Do you think a certain Mr Kent on the other side is a secret alias for oor Glen?Coming in with a Queen request before slipping in a Johnnie Winter one??
Could be. Seems rather suspicious...
There are more personalities there than in Freud's Vienna waiting room.
Joe Cocker gone now. This is getting ridiculous.
Joe reached his "three score and ten" a wee while ago.I see the hit-man who picked up the contract on M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E got busted in Paris.
Memo to self etc.
Here Glen! The Liquid Entertainer isnt in there with you is she?
She's been conspicuous by her absence. Hope she's ok.
Maybe she's on that dry January thing many of you go on over there.That or she's in the cell with GM, keeping count as he incessantly bounces the baseball off the wall.
WEDNESDAYIt Was So Easy - Carly Simon - from the album No Secrets
So long Paul Kantner. Saw him at The Ferry in 2012. As we waited for the show to start a stooped, bespectacled old guy shuffled past in an anorak and trainers. My hero.
Songs You Rarely Hear on the RadioTune in and listen to songs seldom played oan the tranny. Queen, Blondie, Deacon Blue, U2, Oasis, Smiffs, (wiff or wiffout Morrissey).You might even hear a Country song! If my suggestion is played. I won't hold my breath.
I listened in hope till some moron went daft shouting about milk on apple crumble. And now I've just looked at the playlist. I mean someone somewhere is just taking the p***. Charles Aznavour, Stranglers, Barry Manilow, Wah!, Lindisfarne, Primal Scream, Hooters - each with the only song that GIO would ever, ever play. All well-known YESSERS of course, that must be it.Or is a French YESSER a Weezer?
It went downhill after Buzzcocks...
Well its that mankini time of year again but this year I'll be spending it in the land Butch and the Kid ended up.Maybe I'll bump into Glen on the run. Hope he's had his Zika jag.
Have a great trip. Send us a postcard!
Where I'm going they dont have postcards. Nothing worth putting on them.Definitely something familiar about EK on the FB page.
Actually, thats not fair on the place. This is where I'm heading.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Fuerte_de_Samaipata
Can't see a Starbucks.
They played this on Sunday - have you seen it, Norrie? Neil made it specially for the first Bert Inspired gig.
See what happens when Adam's away. Place just falls apart.
They played a Warren Zevon song on Tuesday that made no mention whatsoever of mooning werewolves in the capital of Englandshire.I wonder who requested it?
That was me. Somebody else requested it too. No not Eric...
Saw Rich Hall last night. At the Birnam arts centre of all places. Absolutely hilarious.
Yeah, Rich gives great value for money!
MONDAY Gotta be Gilbert!
FRIDAY Mair Gilbert!
Certainly not his best haircut...
Better than what it became. Not sure I like the beard nowadays either. Looks mean sitting next to Martin O Neill.No shouts for this yet!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oO5v_Vjt8g Billy?
Surprised Julie hasnt been on with this.Think she's a fan..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-k3hjvMGuU
Your shout is in now Adam.
Thanks Billy, I saw that.But whats more, the Liquid Entertainer is back! And asking for Nothing Slurred, sorry, Rhymed.What a gal.
Simon Le Bon exhorting James Bond to "dance into the fire" was not too clever.
It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye.A Wellwisher in Boston
Cauld up there Glen is it no?
Sunny today and snow gone. Squirrels out. out.
Of course we all remember “King of the Cops” by Billy Howard (my shout for tonight Billy, please)But I had no idea this existed. A lost classic I’d say.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3SXX-SXfl0
How could we possibly forget? The disco version seems very similar...
Some fine lyrics though.Not as good as the Barron Knights with the likes of "There's a dentist in Birmingham....." but close.
Any traffic control here requires the presence of a State Trooper. Is there a song in that?
Sarah Brightman lost her heart to one.Speaking of heart...GOOD NEWS - Heart are playing GRCH in July.BAD NEWS - According to Heart's website, the gig is sold out.
I saw them in Edinburgh in 1988. Best concert ever. Pity tickets all gone. Not sure about the venue, though, like The Tubes at King Tut's.
Somebody has asked for their all time favourite song. The song above all others...and she cant even spell it!
Poor turnout today on the other side. Its half past fower and there are only 25 hits. Good chance of getting the record Billy.And does the Boston link confirm our suspicions then??
"I LOST MY HEART TO A MASS. STATE TROOPER"
There is a book by David Hepworth about to come out. Its called "1971" I think. In it he makes a case for 71 being the most important year ever for Rock Music.I think in the past on these pages Ive suggested 1972 as being that, though I think there is an argument for 1976.Anyway, I hear the book is a good read.
He's my age so he should know what he's talking about but the classic albums he refers to were mainly from acts formed and honed in the 60s.
He does say that 1965 is the year of the pop single.
I think you'll find that just by looking at the number ones of 65 compared to 71 or even 72 - there's no contest.http://www.everyhit.com/number2.html
TUESDAYAnother Warren Zevon song on Tuesday that makes no mention whatsoever of mooning werewolves in the capital of Englandshire.
time for Billy to put up the ultimate playlist then for Monday. How many ways can they devise to say 'songs that I (not me) like'?
I can see that I'm just going to have to
score another goal while youse are all sleeping.
All the ladies fell for Rudolph ValentinoHe had a beano back in those balmy daysHe knew every time you meet an icy creatureYou've got to teach her hot blooded latin waysBut even Rudy would have felt the strainOf making smooth advances in the rainAh hed nae idea! So ded I! DC Thomson eh?
Have comics ever been a theme?Judy Teen – Cockney RebelBimbo – Jim ReevesViva Espanha (Beano) as above.Stand and Deliver (Dandy highwayman) – Adam and the AntsFly Like an Eagle - Steve MillerJack and Jill – RaydioThe Lion Sleeps Tonight – Tight FitI’m Mandy Fly Me – 10CCJackie Wilson Says – DexysTiger Feet – Mud(Shoot that) Poison Arrow – ABCor Shoot to Thrill AC/DCForever in Blue Jeans – Neil DiamondAnything by BoyzoneAnything by Diana RossAnything by Prince Buster or Mr BloodvesselAnything by The Clash (Topper Headon)Hot Spur (Donna Summer Special)Is Victor There? Department S(unday Name Mix)Anything by The Buggles (Trevor Hornet)Not even started on characters from them....
don't think it has, Adam. Worth a try, just don't ask me to suggest it or it'll go in the sin-bin.There's Princess, Twinkle, Rainbow, Children's Newspaper - well maybe not that
Twinkle! I'd forgotten about Twinkle.Cant think of a song though, can you?This is a Hyundai ad that featured Jim's Bimbo. Was it shown in the UK? Cant imagine the H&S brigade letting this through.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H6bwGztMdA
Terry.Can't remember the ad, but then we never had ITV for years. It would fail the H&S on so many levels now I remember the song well though.
Good idea Adam. How can I shoehorn 2000 AD in?
You'll manage Billy. You're a marvel. Uncanny at this sort of thing.
TUESDAYI Just Don't Know Whay to Do With Myself - DustyPoor, Poor, Pitiful Me - Warren ZevonGoodbye to Love - The CarpentersI'm So Tired - The BeatlesAnything at all by - MorrisseyLucky Me - Mindy McCreadyI Think I'm Gonna Kill Myself - Elton JohnAlcohol - KinksBoney Fingers - Hoyt AxtonEngland 2 Colombia 0 - Kirsty MacColl
Warren's becoming a bit of a regular on GiO.
can we assume then that Fergie, Erik, Patrick or Marguerita suggested him at some point, thereby earning him the GIO seal of approval?
Warren is also Iain Anderson's featured songwriter.
Poor showing today on t'other side.Here Glen, you're going to give your self away with comments like that.
NEWSFLASH!Kiki Dee & Carmelo Luggeri are playing at Woodend Bowling Club, Jordanhill on Guy Fawkes' night.
That can't be true. They close bowling clubs that night because of the danger of heart attacks from sudden noises.
Do I detect a slight bias?
I have never seen a bowling club flag at full mast.
At my cousin's husband's funeral, his bowling club's flag was draped over the coffin.Dunno it it's peculiar to Fife. Or mibbe Methil...
Most members take out life membership because it's cheaper than annual.
NEXT WEEK'S THEMES
Great Slim Harpo video Glen!(Here for those who dont look at the Dark Side. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezJY_qqz_x8)A shoo in tonight, shurely...
Pearls before swine
I think Jim fae Erskine is back on the other side. This time disguised as koala bear.
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Stage 3 of the complaints process.
Interesting.Though, as your chum BA would say, it looks like they've got you bang bang to rights.Do you think every complaint is treated like this? Is this what you lot pay your license fee for??
I certainly didn't ask for a Jimmy Savile record (if one existed) and there doesn't seem to be any guidance about the suitability of artistes (murderers welcome).
Yes, the Saville thing was odd.Are you taking it to Stage 4?
He's gonna Take it to the Limit.Jack Savoretti was ace last night, and good to meet up with Paolopablo and Imelda there.
Ah Pablito and the lovely Imelda!How are they both?
They're well, Adam. You coming over this year?
Dont think so. Organising this at the moment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2iOcDUKYnQThen there is the real thing in August and we're part of the Olympic Truce thingy.
Dunno 'bout y'all, but I do believe Thursday will be the highlight of a purty good week!>8-D
Favourite lines... I asked for this via text "Babs likes this "And I'll play you old 45'sThat now mean nothing to me" giggles soon stopped!
Nah Blue Deacon @ his best!
You're a Real Gone Kid!
MONDAYMemories of dragging Norrie along to a Jethro Tull gig at the Glasgow's Pavilion Theatre.The Mighty Tull were Pure Mince!!!
It's enough to play the flute standing on one leg. No one expects him to do it well.
Norrie made a feeble excuse and buggered off early. Who can blame him? Certainly not I!Worse even than the gig at Bristol's Colston Hall, where it seemed a cat was put in charge of the mixing console.
I see today's theme is bands that are crap. Not much change there then.
I think it's commendable that I've not nominated Roddy Hart's Coda Records no-show for tonight's let-down theme! If I had he'd have made money so na na na na na to him. Jx