The Git has been harrassing a Mr R Ross proclaiming that not enough "real country" is played on shows purporting to be Country Music....all jsut a rumour of course but he fits the description...
In a bar up in Springburn, 'Cross from Eastfield Depot, On a bar stool she took out her phone, Thought, "it's time to grab, A black taxi cab, To get me a lift to my home"
In a bar up in Springburn, 'Cross from Eastfield Depot, On a bar stool she took out her phone, Thought, "it's time to grab, A black taxi cab, To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages, Read all Herald pages, As she waited for her taxi ride, But it wisnae comin, So she thought of thumbin As she looked round the street outside But then it appeared, 'Twas just as she feared And something snapped inside 'er She looked through the door, Felt rage in her core, As she took it out on the driver
Norrie, I'm surprised you havent gone for Ms Willcox this evening. She'd be a shoo in with "I Want to be Free". Especially with all the rock shouts. She's still belting it out today I believe. In good shape too.
In a bar up in Springburn, 'Cross from Eastfield Depot, On a bar stool she took out her phone, Thought, "it's time to grab, A black taxi cab, To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages, Read all Herald pages, As she waited for her taxi ride, But it wisnae comin, So she thought of thumbin As she looked round the street outside But then it appeared, 'Twas just as she feared And something snapped inside 'er She looked through the door, Felt rage in her core, As she took it out on the driver
You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git There's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit...
In a bar up in Springburn, 'Cross from Eastfield Depot, On a bar stool she took out her phone, Thought, "it's time to grab, A black taxi cab, To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages, Read all Herald pages, As she waited for her taxi ride, But it wisnae comin, So she thought of thumbin As she looked round the street outside But then it appeared, 'Twas just as she feared And something snapped inside 'er She looked through the door, Felt rage in her core, As she took it out on the driver
you took a fine time to get here Scotch Git there's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit that carousing at lunchtime with folks from the east has turned you soft while your gym-card has ceased
when I call for a taxi, she ranted and raged I don't expect to wait all day long what kept you, she roared I'm sad, tired and bored and the jukebox hasn't one decent song....
In a bar up in Springburn, 'Cross from Eastfield Depot, On a bar stool she took out her phone, Thought, "it's time to grab, A black taxi cab, To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages, Read all Herald pages, As she waited for her taxi ride, But it wisnae comin, So she thought of thumbin As she looked round the street outside But then it appeared, 'Twas just as she feared And something snapped inside 'er She looked through the door, Felt rage in her core, As she took it out on the driver
you took a fine time to get here Scotch Git there's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit that carousing at lunchtime with folks from the east has turned you soft while your gym-card has ceased
when I call for a taxi, she ranted and raged I don't expect to wait all day long what kept you, she roared I'm sad, tired and bored and the jukebox hasn't one decent song You're just back fae a bender, You're still dressed as Senga And now you're expecting the fare, So take dial and turn it on to Bryan Burnett And the volume you'll turn up mair
you took a fine time to get here Scotch Git there's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit that carousing at lunchtime with folks from the east has turned you soft while your gym-card has ceased
You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git There's been talk in Green-ock that your butler has quit And Senga with whom youse have never shared a room chews Her way through a banana split You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
Thank heavens for that. I misheard his comment.
ReplyDeleteMoi?
DeleteRicky Ross is on a long list of presenters I never listen to.
Yon other Ross (Jane Goldman's eejit) will be covering whilst Steve Wright has a holiday.
I won't be listening.
Don't even get me started on Russell Brand...
I think Jonathan Ross is brilliant on the radio.
DeleteI think it's time we made our own contribution to this genre.
ReplyDeleteWe can use this for a starter:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Write_a_Country_Song
Sumdy gonnae remind me how ye dae these blue hyperlink thingys
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DeleteHow's about this for a starter...
DeleteIn a bar up in Springburn,
'Cross from Eastfield Depot,
On a bar stool she took out her phone,
Thought, "it's time to grab,
A black taxi cab,
To get me a lift to my home"
...to be continued?
How's about this for a starter...
DeleteIn a bar up in Springburn,
'Cross from Eastfield Depot,
On a bar stool she took out her phone,
Thought, "it's time to grab,
A black taxi cab,
To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages,
Read all Herald pages,
As she waited for her taxi ride,
But it wisnae comin,
So she thought of thumbin
As she looked round the street outside
But then it appeared,
'Twas just as she feared
And something snapped inside 'er
She looked through the door,
Felt rage in her core,
As she took it out on the driver
You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git......
To be continued
Norrie, I'm surprised you havent gone for Ms Willcox this evening. She'd be a shoo in with "I Want to be Free". Especially with all the rock shouts.
ReplyDeleteShe's still belting it out today I believe. In good shape too.
Good shout. I shall correct that this instant!
DeleteIn a bar up in Springburn,
ReplyDelete'Cross from Eastfield Depot,
On a bar stool she took out her phone,
Thought, "it's time to grab,
A black taxi cab,
To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages,
Read all Herald pages,
As she waited for her taxi ride,
But it wisnae comin,
So she thought of thumbin
As she looked round the street outside
But then it appeared,
'Twas just as she feared
And something snapped inside 'er
She looked through the door,
Felt rage in her core,
As she took it out on the driver
You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
There's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit...
In a bar up in Springburn,
Delete'Cross from Eastfield Depot,
On a bar stool she took out her phone,
Thought, "it's time to grab,
A black taxi cab,
To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages,
Read all Herald pages,
As she waited for her taxi ride,
But it wisnae comin,
So she thought of thumbin
As she looked round the street outside
But then it appeared,
'Twas just as she feared
And something snapped inside 'er
She looked through the door,
Felt rage in her core,
As she took it out on the driver
you took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
there's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit
that carousing at lunchtime with folks from the east
has turned you soft while your gym-card has ceased
when I call for a taxi,
she ranted and raged
I don't expect to wait all day long
what kept you, she roared
I'm sad, tired and bored
and the jukebox hasn't one decent song....
In a bar up in Springburn,
Delete'Cross from Eastfield Depot,
On a bar stool she took out her phone,
Thought, "it's time to grab,
A black taxi cab,
To get me a lift to my home"
She sat there for ages,
Read all Herald pages,
As she waited for her taxi ride,
But it wisnae comin,
So she thought of thumbin
As she looked round the street outside
But then it appeared,
'Twas just as she feared
And something snapped inside 'er
She looked through the door,
Felt rage in her core,
As she took it out on the driver
you took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
there's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit
that carousing at lunchtime with folks from the east
has turned you soft while your gym-card has ceased
when I call for a taxi,
she ranted and raged
I don't expect to wait all day long
what kept you, she roared
I'm sad, tired and bored
and the jukebox hasn't one decent song
You're just back fae a bender,
You're still dressed as Senga
And now you're expecting the fare,
So take dial and turn it
on to Bryan Burnett
And the volume you'll turn up mair
you took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
there's been talk in Greenock that you're not fully fit
that carousing at lunchtime with folks from the east
has turned you soft while your gym-card has ceased
(the chorus disnae work by the way...)
DeleteNever stopped mr r Ross......
DeleteI was going to say...
DeleteStill. A good effort.
DeleteWhat next? One for Norrie?
D.O.V.I.R.C.E
You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
DeleteThere's been talk in Green-ock that your butler has quit
And Senga with whom youse have never shared a room chews
Her way through a banana split
You took a fine time to get here Scotch Git
That's mair like it
DeleteJust need Scotch to come up wi the last verse.
He's keepin awfy quiet......
DeleteTelt ye it would be a shoo in, Norrie!
ReplyDeleteGot an instant note of appreciation from the Git. Turns out he can txt.
DeleteOf course he does. And I bet he's one of those taxi drivers who texts when he's driving.
DeleteHe txtd me too...are you sure it was a note of appreciation? Jx
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