Well its like a lot of things when you look at them in retrospect, after a certain amount of time has passed. You can discover an appreciation that perhaps you were unable to feel at the time when they were current.
Perhaps all you bloggers can hop on Norrie's JCB and get down here and finish it off. Save the World Cup. Sort of thing that would be right up Kelvin Dale's street, He could bring along some of the choir to keep spirits up. We'd film it all. It'd be a cross between Summer Holiday, Holiday on the Buses and Auf Wiedersen Pet. "Tchau Hen" as a working title mebbe?
We'll come after the Commonwealth Games are sorted out. With the non-appearance of the big names and an opening ceremony with a cast of dozens there's a bit of work to do.
"A police car and a screaming siren Pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete A baby wailing, a stray dog howling The screech of brakes and lamplights blinking"
It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't scan Who would link Burns with this man?
Ah kain, imagine thinking you can use a harbour as a swimming pool! I remember one guy actually objected to me bringing the boat in and asking him politely (at least to begin with) to move so I could get to the pier.
And as for the water? Well, see what it did to that swan.....
haha! BB mentioned some bloke's themes list which he (the bloke) reckons they've lost. I tweeted GIO that it surely must be down the back of the filing cabinet alongside the erstwhile bloggers' themes dossier. Got a reply back saying that the blog themes dossier is in now on display in the broadcasting hall of fame. had to chuckle. So...mystery solved peeps. Regardless, I've enquired as to whether or not they're ever going to read it! Julie x
It's who Louise,JuliefromEdinburgh'spal refers to as My Tim. Tim Vine. He was most impressed that, when she asked him to sign her copy of his joke book, she'd actually completed the 'my favourite joke from this book is...' space (she's just like that). SG...how do you know who he's talking about if you're not on facebook? Jx
I dreamed last night that I was lying between John Wayne and Clint Eastwood. When I woke up I found myself in a hospital bed. "Where am I?" "In the Western."
They may have moved the goalposts, (yet again), but all the good boys and girls who went to Sunday school will realise I can still request Talent is an Asset - Sparks
Oooh...very good SG. They won't get it though. Not even if Miss B's on duty, since she spent her Sunday School Teacher days mucking about with glue and glitter. Jx
Off work and bored Adam. Not worked at The Castle for a few years now...I miss it sometimes but at least the toes of my shoes last more than a fortnight these days. Jx
Monday Don't Stop me now / Queen Tuesday I want it all / Queen Wednesday Good old Daschund loverboy Thursday / Bohemian Rhapsody / Queen Friday Fat bottom girls / Queen
washed down the plughole with all the rain. Good old tunes eh? C'mon, Billy - time to compile the playlist of tunes that GIO never tires of - I'll start you off
Swim Till you Can't Reach Land 500 Miles Flash! There's a Guy etc etc etc
Hurt - Johnny Cash Dignity - Deacon Blue Bicycle Race - Queen Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie I'm On My Way - The Proclaimers Somewhere In My Heart - Aztec Camera etc etc
Sheep – The Housemartins Cool for Cats - Squeeze The Love Cats – The Cure Dog Eat Dog – Adam & The Ants I Wanna Be Your Dog – The Stooges Black Dog – Led Zep Dog Days are Over – Florence & The Machine Boris The Spider – The Who Wild Horses – The Rolling Stones The Wolves – Ben Howard
The Snake – Al Wilson The Rat – The Walkmen (surely this time Julie) Spiders and Snakes – Jim Stafford Shock the Monkey – Peter Gabriel Chicken Payback – The Bees Iron Lion Zion – Bob Marley The Lion Sleeps Tonight – Tight Fit Rattlesnakes – Lloyd Cole & The Commotions Blackbird – The Beatles Hounds of Love – Kate Bush
How to get something played on GIO? Be a BBC Radio Scotland producer (Westertongirl on twitter is Mandi...co-incidentally, also, Vic Galloway Show's producer).
We don't get Mandi on GIO these days - is Fergie from Aberdeen a bbc producer? No matter how duff it is, his specialist knowledge of obscurity gets played.. but some of it is obscure for a good reason.
Possibly even worse than the the prog rock fiasco - possibly the worst episode of GIO I've heard these last four years. I hate it when Vic does the show - I doubt he even reads the stuff before he starts... utter crap.
I know, it is. i'm off to console myself with the box set of 'game of thrones. - a big titted adventure set against a background of medieval conflict Tolkien with tits, basically, but great fun. That'll make up for it.
Chill, mellow-out, F F S relax... take a leaf out of my white paper. It's irrelevant who's presenting / producing ... welcome to my nightmare, dumbed down drive time radio.
I'm sure that's true, I just had a bit more expectation of Vic whereas I now think he's even more at pains to play old tired (sic) and tested stuff because that's not what he plays on his own show and he doesn't want to terrify the GIO listeners. And let's keep everyone happy by naming them whether they're having a tune played or not. So patronisiing.
Anyone going to see Eric Clapton at the Hydro? I'm not, but I'm going to see The National over in Edinburgh where I swore I'd never venture again because of the uncomfortable seats and exorbitant car-park charges. Never say never!
No-one would have believed, in the early years of the twenty first century, that blogger's affairs were being watched from the opulent offices of Pacific Quay. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microphone interviews the Scottish voters and independence Referendum. Few men & women even considered the possibility of interesting and challenging themes being set by Radio Scotland. And yet, across the River Clyde, minds immeasurably inferior to ours regarded this blog with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans to plagiarise us.
can anyone who's got a few moments go on GIO facebook and ask for a request accompanied by a tale of woe as their justification? It's catching... Let's pile on the misery.l
See what you mean Henri. Mind you, I'm surprised you and Glen haven't been pulled up yet as Mad Mac-like trolls. You'll be getting a wee one on one with the FB minder, EZ, in a bit.
I was reacting to Henri. I didn't see previous references to depression/bereavement. I'm sorry if I've upset anyone but I'm not sure if the GIO request page is the place to seek consolation.
FFS I can't even remember what I had for my breakfast.
ReplyDeleteEvery week in the 60s songs appeared which we're still listening to now. Popular music peaked in the early 70s and is now in a long slow decline.
ReplyDeleteYou should listen to Sounds of the 80s on Radio 2 with Sara Cox.
DeleteIt'll change your mind.
And lets not forget, the 80s was the best decade for hair.
Would that be better than having lived through it?
DeleteWell its like a lot of things when you look at them in retrospect, after a certain amount of time has passed. You can discover an appreciation that perhaps you were unable to feel at the time when they were current.
DeleteShe played Clouds Across The Moon last week.
I certainly like some things now I hated at the time - like Abba - but don't tell anyone.
DeleteCan I have your assurance that the stadiums will be finished in time?
DeleteI really don't care
DeleteI'm not sure about the one in Curitiba....
DeletePerhaps all you bloggers can hop on Norrie's JCB and get down here and finish it off. Save the World Cup. Sort of thing that would be right up Kelvin Dale's street, He could bring along some of the choir to keep spirits up. We'd film it all. It'd be a cross between Summer Holiday, Holiday on the Buses and Auf Wiedersen Pet.
Delete"Tchau Hen" as a working title mebbe?
Nobody gets the keys to my JCB
DeleteWe'll come after the Commonwealth Games are sorted out. With the non-appearance of the big names and an opening ceremony with a cast of dozens there's a bit of work to do.
DeleteI really do care
DeleteIt's all gone quiet in here. Too busy thinking up a list of the best lyricists?
ReplyDeleteI remember PF Sloan....
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ReplyDeleteLike the profile picture, Julie - similar to this one
ReplyDeletePaul Weller??
ReplyDelete"A police car and a screaming siren
DeletePneumatic drill and ripped up concrete
A baby wailing, a stray dog howling
The screech of brakes and lamplights blinking"
It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't scan
Who would link Burns with this man?
http://www.theguardian.com/money/2014/jan/24/lets-move-to-the-east-neuk-fife-scotland
ReplyDeleteno ma cuppaTea - no enough nightclubs
cheers frae the dale
I'm sure DC could show you the nightlife (BBC4 on a Friday round at his house with a cairy-oot.)
DeleteIt says Cellardyke harbour is an ideal swimming pool. Maybe two days of the year.
DeleteFrom DC:
Delete"The harbour is a fine place for running down swimmers in my boat. Olympic standard front crawl when I appear.
Dale, you're right, it's no your cup o tea
Gaie, spot on."
Ah kain, imagine thinking you can use a harbour as a swimming pool! I remember one guy actually objected to me bringing the boat in and asking him politely (at least to begin with) to move so I could get to the pier.
DeleteAnd as for the water? Well, see what it did to that swan.....
haha! BB mentioned some bloke's themes list which he (the bloke) reckons they've lost. I tweeted GIO that it surely must be down the back of the filing cabinet alongside the erstwhile bloggers' themes dossier. Got a reply back saying that the blog themes dossier is in now on display in the broadcasting hall of fame. had to chuckle. So...mystery solved peeps. Regardless, I've enquired as to whether or not they're ever going to read it! Julie x
ReplyDeleteWho's the bloke in your F***book photo Julie?
DeleteAnd while we're on the other side, do you think EZ is maybe just taking the piss?
I think he has been in my vehicle.
And while we're asking questions, what is Clever Weather?
There's nothing clever about the weather. GIO listeners have 50 songs for rain (;-)
DeleteIt's who Louise,JuliefromEdinburgh'spal refers to as My Tim. Tim Vine. He was most impressed that, when she asked him to sign her copy of his joke book, she'd actually completed the 'my favourite joke from this book is...' space (she's just like that). SG...how do you know who he's talking about if you're not on facebook? Jx
ReplyDeleteSo what was her favourite joke?
DeleteSo a bloke said to me, shall we talk about diaries? I said, Letts. Jx
DeleteHe was impressed she got that one but then Letts diaries were (are?) printed in Dalkeith! Jx
DeleteTim Vine? Ah thocht we wuz talkin' aboot Burns!
>8-D
You can't have been on my page recently...changed my photie ;o) Jx
DeleteDoesn't mean he's not still stalking you (;-)
DeleteActually, it is possible to access the Dark Side from here with no need to log in.
Not that I would.......
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will.
DeleteConsume me? In the canteen?
Well thats Pete Seeger away.
ReplyDeleteHearing the soundtrack from the new Cohen brothers' film must have done for him.
Finally the big box for the Little Boxes man.
DeleteI can't be arsed listening to anything by Pete Seeger.
DeleteThe great weight of causes and social commentary just does my nut in.
Anyway, aother one who outlived Megrahi.
On how many workhouse boards do you sit?
DeleteThere will be a theme devoted to him, of course.
It is, after all, the British Broadcasting Corporation.
Paolo has always championed his brother Bob.
DeleteI thought he was called Vin.
DeleteI find it all a bit ticky tacky
Delete..i went to see the film and the sound track is brilliant...justin timberlake is a revelation....especially ....'please mr. kennedy'......
Deletecheers frae the dale
It picks up at the end when Bob comes on. The rest is dross.
Delete.......it reminds me o bleecker street.......which i think is the real location of baker street......rafferty was a joker....
Deletecheers frae the dale
These themes are not bad!
Wednesday - The Price of Love - Bryan Ferry
Thursday - Get a Haircut - George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Friday - Talent is an Asset - Sparks
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DeleteBryan Ferry - very funny.
DeleteI've just seen your profile picture, Julie. Have you done something with your hair?
ReplyDeleteIf you think that's me in the centre then, yes. Jx
DeleteI just bought a flat screen TV with a broken volume control for 100 quid.
DeleteI couldnt turn it down.
I dreamed last night that I was lying between John Wayne and Clint Eastwood. When I woke up I found myself in a hospital bed.
Delete"Where am I?"
"In the Western."
Before my Grandfather died, we covered his back with lard...after that he went downhill really quickly ( M Jones) J x
DeleteA jump lead walks into a bar.
ReplyDeleteThe barman said, "don't start anything"
Just had a look round the Maracana, Glen. You'll be pleased to hear its in very good nick.
ReplyDeletePut me down for two tickets.
DeleteI'll let you know if we have any extras.
DeleteI see Erik's been busy 'liking' everyone's fb suggestions...including his own...sigh! Jx
ReplyDeleteHe often likes mine so he can't be all bad.
DeleteDon't worry about verrucas, worry about verrucae.
Deleteverrucas is perfectly acceptable...as is stadiums (which is why I didn't correct you a while back) ;o) Jx
ReplyDeleteTouché
DeleteTouché awaaaaay!!
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SC31NbYqvU
I've never seen that. I must've been too old.
DeleteThey may have moved the goalposts, (yet again), but all the good boys and girls who went to Sunday school will realise I can still request Talent is an Asset - Sparks
>8-D
Oooh...very good SG. They won't get it though. Not even if Miss B's on duty, since she spent her Sunday School Teacher days mucking about with glue and glitter. Jx
DeleteI only have liabilities...
Delete...but in the balance sheet of life I'm still positive (;-)
DeleteEven mair themes for your perusal.
Free for all Friday. No change there then!
DeleteYou're flying the Blog flag on your own today Julie (apart from Glen re-running all our old puns).
ReplyDeleteSlow day at the Castle?
I thought they were new puns. Old age.
DeleteI was just kidding.
DeleteIt still hurts - cancel those Maracana tickets.
DeleteHow many times have we had money as a theme?
Loadsamoney themes!
DeleteOff work and bored Adam. Not worked at The Castle for a few years now...I miss it sometimes but at least the toes of my shoes last more than a fortnight these days. Jx
DeleteMonday Don't Stop me now / Queen
ReplyDeleteTuesday I want it all / Queen
Wednesday Good old Daschund loverboy
Thursday / Bohemian Rhapsody / Queen
Friday Fat bottom girls / Queen
Do you think he will be my facebook friend?
I jokingly suggested Tie Your Mother Down and got credited with it. Do you want my resignation?
DeleteWe've only 14 weeks until the anniversary of the blog shutdown. How are we going tae celebrate this year?
ReplyDeleteJist sayin, we shid be telt
Ah've signed the pledge and climbed onto the wagon.
(Made an arse o' masel' last weekend. Actin' like a silly wee 50 year old).
It'll do you good. Drink's a curse - I heard of a guy who went to Edinburgh dressed as a woman.
Delete"Andrew Lloyd Webber doesn't need necessarily to be on camera does he? I think the old phantom could have lent him a mask or two... No I'm teasing, and he'd know if he's watching, which I hope he isn't."
Happy February! Where did January go?
ReplyDeletewashed down the plughole with all the rain. Good old tunes eh? C'mon, Billy - time to compile the playlist of tunes that GIO never tires of - I'll start you off
DeleteSwim Till you Can't Reach Land
500 Miles
Flash!
There's a Guy etc etc etc
Hurt - Johnny Cash
DeleteDignity - Deacon Blue
Bicycle Race - Queen
Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie
I'm On My Way - The Proclaimers
Somewhere In My Heart - Aztec Camera
etc etc
Sorry was losing the will to live there...
DeleteWhat happened to Pete and the lists that he was going to be compiling?
DeleteStinky Pete??
ReplyDeleteI think Brian D and Caroline J could be taking the mick on the other side.
ReplyDeleteYou would hope so but I doubt it.
DeleteHaHaHa Glen Jx
ReplyDeleteIs your hair growing back in yet?
DeleteSlowly. Might have to borrow Senga's wig. Jx
ReplyDeleteWould you call the Chuckle Brothers as character witnesses?
ReplyDeleteGlen, that was the funniest GiO moment since ALW. I nearly fell off my exercise bike laughing
ReplyDeleteAnd then Bryan said that there had been a few requests for 'Parallel Lines'
Brilliant
Goal!
ReplyDeleteIf I suggest Agadoo for tonight do you think they'll take me seriously? Jx
ReplyDeleteIt sounds as good today as it did then.
DeleteIt's official. Constantly repeating the usual suspects is a good thing! Jx
ReplyDeleteGot one of my suggestions played but God knows why they picked that version!!! Sigh! Jx
ReplyDeleteIs that the guy who was in The Box Tops?
DeleteYes...Alex Chilton. Jx
Delete...not to be confused with the leader of George Melly's backing band! Jx
DeleteDoesn't sound like the guy from The Letter.
DeleteProbably because it's Chris Bell. Jx
DeleteLike putting Jimmy Page on rhythm guitar.
DeleteI've asked for Kirsty tonight, probably Tom T. Hall tomorrow. The rest of the week's a washout.
Have they ever played Tom T Hall on GIO? Jx
DeleteHe's had a strong lobby.
DeleteThey might have played "I Love", not certain.
But "Harper Valley P.T.A." has had a few outings!
Well, Billy Boy? Predo night?
ReplyDeleteCould be.
DeletePrediction - part one:
DeleteSheep – The Housemartins
Cool for Cats - Squeeze
The Love Cats – The Cure
Dog Eat Dog – Adam & The Ants
I Wanna Be Your Dog – The Stooges
Black Dog – Led Zep
Dog Days are Over – Florence & The Machine
Boris The Spider – The Who
Wild Horses – The Rolling Stones
The Wolves – Ben Howard
Prediction - part two:
DeleteThe Snake – Al Wilson
The Rat – The Walkmen (surely this time Julie)
Spiders and Snakes – Jim Stafford
Shock the Monkey – Peter Gabriel
Chicken Payback – The Bees
Iron Lion Zion – Bob Marley
The Lion Sleeps Tonight – Tight Fit
Rattlesnakes – Lloyd Cole & The Commotions
Blackbird – The Beatles
Hounds of Love – Kate Bush
No Ben!
DeleteI guess there's not much chance of this?
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQm_8uoljWM&feature=kp
Or this one
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo
My prediction was predictably miles out.
DeleteHow to get something played on GIO? Be a BBC Radio Scotland producer (Westertongirl on twitter is Mandi...co-incidentally, also, Vic Galloway Show's producer).
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DeleteIf she has aspirations to Bearsden she could be taken up the Switchback.
DeleteWe don't get Mandi on GIO these days - is Fergie from Aberdeen a bbc producer? No matter how duff it is, his specialist knowledge of obscurity gets played.. but some of it is obscure for a good reason.
DeleteShe's on a project apparently
DeletePossibly even worse than the the prog rock fiasco - possibly the worst episode of GIO I've heard these last four years. I hate it when Vic does the show - I doubt he even reads the stuff before he starts... utter crap.
ReplyDeleteIt can't be easy being dropped into a show like this. You're becoming short-tempered and intolerant. It's great isn't it?
DeleteI know, it is. i'm off to console myself with the box set of 'game of thrones. - a big titted adventure set against a background of medieval conflict Tolkien with tits, basically, but great fun. That'll make up for it.
Deletewell, except maybe the interior decorators....
ReplyDeleteBring back Colin and Justin! More chance of that than another prog night...
DeleteNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Jx
DeleteChill, mellow-out, F F S relax... take a leaf out of my white paper. It's irrelevant who's presenting / producing ... welcome to my nightmare, dumbed down drive time radio.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that's true, I just had a bit more expectation of Vic whereas I now think he's even more at pains to play old tired (sic) and tested stuff because that's not what he plays on his own show and he doesn't want to terrify the GIO listeners. And let's keep everyone happy by naming them whether they're having a tune played or not. So patronisiing.
DeleteAnyone going to see Eric Clapton at the Hydro? I'm not, but I'm going to see The National over in Edinburgh where I swore I'd never venture again because of the uncomfortable seats and exorbitant car-park charges. Never say never!
...and the people are so welcoming. They meet the Glasgow train with baseball bats.
Deleteyou've just made Julie very angry..she's away to find her baseball bat
DeleteOpinion, theme, barometer?
DeleteNo-one would have believed, in the early years of the twenty first century, that blogger's affairs were being watched from the opulent offices of Pacific Quay. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microphone interviews the Scottish voters and independence Referendum. Few men & women even considered the possibility of interesting and challenging themes being set by Radio Scotland. And yet, across the River Clyde, minds immeasurably inferior to ours regarded this blog with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans to plagiarise us.
I have a baseball hat if that of any use but I suppose my aloof scowl would work well enough! Jx
DeleteWhat have you uncovered Eck??
DeleteGaie, The Usher Hall seats are very comfortable compared to the pews at The Queen's Hall (which is a shame cos it's a lovely venue). Jx
DeleteOk, I'll never go there, then. Or I'll take a cushion.
DeleteSome good acts play there Jx
DeleteHAHAHA!! Glen, that's brilliantly awful! Jx
ReplyDeleteI trust you're not referring to Britain's Ricky Nelson.
DeleteOh yes I am...I needed cheering-up and that did the trick. Jx
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DeleteYou could go and see him.
DeleteSo I could...but I'm not that unhappy Jx
DeleteCheap cheep!
DeleteTrick...
Deletehttp://retrorebirth.wordpress.com/2010/01/05/cheap-trick-feature/
Rick's got more hard necks than I have!
DeleteWhy have I not heard Glen Campbell's Guess I'm Dumb before? - a forgotten gem
ReplyDeleteIt's great innit! Just perfect Might be in with a chance of having it played...BB likes Glen Campbell. Jx
DeleteYes, good shout Julie. On your others you do know that Giving it all Away was written by this man:
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OEarewzmwI
And as you know we dont get enough of him on GIO.
Not looked at the link but assume you mean Leo Sayer so, yes I did know that...forgot to mention it though Jx
Deletecan anyone who's got a few moments go on GIO facebook and ask for a request accompanied by a tale of woe as their justification? It's catching... Let's pile on the misery.l
ReplyDeleteSee what you mean Henri. Mind you, I'm surprised you and Glen haven't been pulled up yet as Mad Mac-like trolls. You'll be getting a wee one on one with the FB minder, EZ, in a bit.
DeleteI'm trying to be cheery today. Glen would just make some pithy remark anyway...though I am touched by his endorsement of my Glen Campbell request. Jx
DeleteI was reacting to Henri. I didn't see previous references to depression/bereavement. I'm sorry if I've upset anyone but I'm not sure if the GIO request page is the place to seek consolation.
DeleteYou've not upset me Glen...not today anyway ;o) Jx
Delete...and you and HH have been v amusing on the fb page. Jx
ReplyDeleteTUESDAY
Rocky Raccoon - The Beatles
What else is on the White Album?
Great choice Scotch
Deleteso what have you all been learning to play on the comb + paper this weekend? I've just about cracked 'Guess I'm Dumb'. Jx
ReplyDelete@ Adam ... I'm now spitting bullets at the SRU ;-0
ReplyDeleteEnough is enough, I can't go on, I can't go on no more, no
I wis there.
DeleteThey only just managed to get me back ower the Forth Brig
As was I DC.
DeleteAtmosphere whilst queued for the train in Haymarket Station afterwards was akin to Europe 1939 / 45!