Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Travis!

Are you a taxi driver.......
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20 comments:

  1. Glen Miller27 February 2013 at 09:15

    No, but I know a man who is.

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    1. norrie27 February 2013 at 09:34

      Travis Bickle?

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    2. Glen Miller27 February 2013 at 09:44

      Are you talking to me?

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    3. norrie27 February 2013 at 10:02

      Well you are the only one here. Who ****** *****do you think I'm talking to??

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    4. Glen Miller27 February 2013 at 13:01

      Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas any more.

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    5. Sleepless in Somnia27 February 2013 at 22:46

       
      I'm So Tired - The Beatles


      What else is on the white Album?

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  2. Adam from Rio27 February 2013 at 13:12

    Dave Lee?
    Has he been absolved?

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    1. Glen Miller27 February 2013 at 14:36

      He got six years for broadcasting without due care and attention.

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  3. norrie27 February 2013 at 16:55

    "Margherita Still: having spent five years doing a cello run across Edinburgh at rush hour I developed a thing for old 80s tunes I could sing to, any thing from Queen to Madness, in really bad traffic Bohemian rhapsody got me through!"

    Wonder where she could have heard these tunes?

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    1. Glen Miller27 February 2013 at 17:21

      The traffic must be terrible if it took her five years to cross the city.

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    2. MacK27 February 2013 at 20:07

      Wayne's world?

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    3. paolopablo27 February 2013 at 20:10

      What does a cello run look like?

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  4. Adam from Rio27 February 2013 at 17:29

    Joe the Jam Man: “I have run the kids around town to various things over many years. Every time they got in the car I would chime in with “Joe le Taxi. Et le cha-cha-chi” . I don’t do that anymore after losing my front teeth and half my tongue when my eldest slammed my head repeatedly against the steering wheel after football training last week. Call Me by Blondie would be good.”

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  5. MacK27 February 2013 at 20:13

    Order, order! Would the Right Honourable Members kindly refrain from ripping the pish out of the afflicted.

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  6. paolopablo27 February 2013 at 20:14

    Frankindenny...If I hear that ********* sister sledge song one more time in my car I might just single handedly dominate the traffic news

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  7. gaie27 February 2013 at 20:20

    When I set off to work this morning, shuffle propelled me into the mist with

    Runaways - the Killers
    Here With me - "
    Leave the Light On - Jeff Healey
    Trash Tongue Talker - Jack White

    I nearly skipped along and tried not to sing out loud.

    'No thanks' I waved as Margherita and Joe slowed to offer me a lift and their music wafted out of the car window.
    'A lift?' I thought, 'surely an oxymoron.'

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